Its like [crowd laughs] Doing the bathmat scoot. But unfortunately, most of the country is social distancing, a lot of graduation ceremonies have been canceled, if not all, I think. Negotiations breaking down Read the full transcript of her commencement speech here. Andy Lassner: (06:21) Convert your audio or video into 99% accurate text by a professional. Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. Extend your content reach and maximize your engagement rates. [crowd cheers] [claps], That was before I got my new voice. The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dads vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more. In her first special since 2003, Ellen revisits her road to stardom and details the heartfelt -- and hilarious -- lessons she's learned along the way. We stand up. But since Im home and youre home, I thought I could say a few words to all the years graduates, and put your caps and gowns on if you have them nearby. Ellen Degeneres: (04:51) I had a dream that I was holding a baby finch, like a little precious bird and it was my pet and I put it back in its cage which was this beautiful multi-tiered bamboo cage and the bird became me, when it went into the cage and all of a sudden it realized that it was up against the window all alone, and the window was open and the bars were wide enough for the bird to fly out. No, deathly allergic. Clearly, shes crazy. [crowd laughs] [claps] Where do you get your riboflavin? Its hard to be vegan. Okay. And Ididnt know what I was gonna do. Andy Lassner: (01:15) She took a chance on me. I mean, its amazing. Its really working out for me now. Throughout the years, Ellen . No, thats not what you do. If I have to do that, thatll be good. Ellen Degeneres gave a virtual graduation speech from her home, congratulating the class of 2020. Today is the first day of the rest of your life, or maybe tomorrow or the day after that. This beautiful young girlis gone and fleas are here. I love you. Ellen Degeneres: (01:39) Ladies and gentelmen please welcome ellen degeneres All right thanks aww thank you very much thank you thank you thank you very much well..thanks what a lovely way to start work.thank you very much I.. With tear-stained cheeks, Ellen DeGeneres signed off her chatshow for the final time on Thursday, ending a daytime TV juggernaut that had lasted 19 years. I mean [crowd laughs] I refuse to be a barbarian anymore. You know, how people are, and I said: I gotta get going. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now has been transferred to disc in the full-frame aspect ratio of 1.33:1, and the audio has been mastered in Dolby Digital Surround. See those leaders start to frown Try Rev for free and save time transcribing, captioning, and subtitling. Its the news, without the news. Got birds and Im runnin, yeah, bout a hundred, yeah Ellen Lee DeGeneres ( d-JEN-r-s; born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, producer, and LGBT activist. The thing is, I didnt pack correctly. In 2008, she married her longtime girlfriend Portia de Rossi. I cant No. Id like to speak to the manager. Look, theyre fine. We keep things we all keep things that are, you know, I dont like to waste things. Is that okay? I said: Yes, thats what I wear. He goes: Thats the wrong kind of shoe foryou. -Well, that comeswith Parmesan cheese. I love that we imagine that were gonna curl up and read a good book. Id like someonealready in there before I get in therewaiting. 4. I mean, the fact that he has that, you know, title of sliced bread. You have no idea. Ill take my black American Express card and Ill just squeeze it. Directors Joel Gallen Starring Ellen DeGeneres Genres Comedy, Arts, Entertainment, and Culture Subtitles English [CC] Audio languages English 05:07. Yeah. Ellen DeGeneres at Tulane Commencement 2009 Below is the full transcript of Ellen DeGeneres' 2009 commencement speech at Tulane University on May 16, 2009. I just danced as a joke. She starred in two television sitcoms, Ellen from 1994 to 1998, and The Ellen Show from 2001 to 2002. Yeah, but heres the thing. Create a better, more engaging experience for every student. Some of these restaurants they have thewaiters that I get so much anxiety from the waiters that refuse to take yourorders and write it down. Maybe its time you try gay. Trees have leaves. Im gonna read. [crowd laughs] -Why? Im sweatin in the drawers, yeah, hard and long, yeah. Ellen's talent, personal warmth and insight have earned her recognition as a global entertainer and household name. I turned 60 in January and [crowd claps] So, for my birthday this year my wife, Portia, gave me the most amazing gift. Its very delicate. I dont know, I just guessed. The show was actually called "These Friends of Mine" in its first season, but the name was changed to avoid . Im trying to do What he do, with raise the roof? She had a gawky, tomboyish persona, but her fans seemed to have no trouble seeing. If you wanna see how happy I am, if youll zoom in on my fist there. You can tell its May because people are wearing floral print face masks. But yet, so you can see like her hair is soaking wet shes got mud on her face and were So we get down to the bottom and we take a picture with our group that we went with, and you can see the mud where we had all fallen and sank into the mud. Transcribe your audio files to find high-impact insights in minutes. [crowd laughs] How did you get in here, anyway?" Yeah . And before I had that dream I didnt realize I was in a cage. But thedifference is, when you do somethingstupid youre just a person someone saw doing something stupid. Her stand-up career started in the early 1980s, and included a 1986 appearance on . On Wednesday, the daytime show announced that after 19 seasons the final episode will air May 26. No. Ill put mine on real quick. Can you imagine that Thomas Edison is there and the Wright brothers and Is the guy who sliced the bread here? I was hoping for more of a really. But it was really. Theres a teacher I want to give a special shout out to. Thats good good advice. Ellen DeGeneres fans learned Wednesday that the talk show host will end her syndicated daytime program in 2022. Thank you. Bread has been around forever. Ellen Degeneres: (05:38) with the money, yeah, dont act funny, yeah The 62-year-old daytime talk show host returned to TV Monday after a summer plagued by a toxic-work-environment scandal. And to the college grads out there, as I mentioned, I did not graduate from college, but I went for almost two weeks so I get it. We are all the same and we are all relatable. Dave Chappelle talks about Kanye West, the 2022 midterm elections and Donald Trump. That was I wish that was a joke, but its not. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up We need smart people. We should be on our own path. A RESTful API to access Revs workforce of fast, high quality transcriptionists and captioners. Its like your childhood, through your adulthood, you wear those things. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Section 107, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. If youre in your forties and youre still living in your parents house, maybe then find another dream. I sure do like her. Yeah, so, starting season 16 this year and now [crowd cheers and claps] So, it turns out theyll watch a lesbian during the day. We know that now. I am not gonna continue to do this the whole time.. People People used to take Xanax when they werestressed out. You don't have a barrel or anything like that? Ellen Degeneres: (06:39) Birds it turns out, love music. If you look up: Birds that dance to music. Youll see,there are so many of them. And [claps] And that time, after I came out, was really one of the hardest periods of my life, it was. For the shoes to see themselves, cause youcant. I think we both hit our heads. Update this biography Thats good. They were vaping and And they were like: Its Ellen,oh my God, its Ellen. And Im like [crowd laughs] and then I realized I pulled up, and the gaspump was over here and my tank was back here, on this side ofthe car. Deathly allergic. Go back and watch the special but Anyway, I finished writing it. It took three years for me to get back ontelevision. 02:52 PM - 12 May . As she told Parade, her parents were devout Christian Scientists, explaining she "grew up in a very conservative home." Her childhood, she admitted, wasn't easy, especially after her parents divorced when she was 13. Id say: Do you mind if I write it down and give it to you and then you take it in the kitchen? Its sword and gun day, I am 60 years old and Im dancing to Back That Ass Up. And you know, I went through a depression and people made fun of me and people were writingarticles about me, dissecting the wholeprocess and why I did it and that Ishouldnt have done it and you know, it was just a really tough thing. Flatten it out. First one is from 1984 jazzercise class I took. Thank you. What is happening? Oh my God, it was just like I mean, wed be in the car, driving past the drugstore and Id be like: Im gonna get Aspirin someday. My parents divorced when I was 13. And it had been the whole time. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up Were always like Thats what you look like. Youre vegan? If youre graduating high school, congratulations. tWitch: (08:14) It was filmed at the Beacon Theatre on Broadway in New York City, New York on May 2, 2003. And Andy knows this, I actually get asked every year to give commencement speeches, but theyre usually during the week and I cant do it because its the same time that I tape the show. My dadwould only get a dollars worth of gas, all thetime. I dont know Theres a red ink pen in there just in case you have to grade papers or something. If youre graduating from college, Im so impressed. Thats Theres hair in it already and you just Now, its like, its grown. Cut to you, sitting at a bar, drunk, in the same outfit the entire time. Its I said: I have three dogs. Andy Lassner: (06:14) No, but Ive dined in other places before. -Yes one in the hand is worth two in the bush. Why do you call it the hand? I didnt graduate college. Its only Monday Anyway, it turns out that its May, in case you lost track out there. Ellen DeGeneres spent nearly two decades interviewing celebrities, dancing and pulling pranks, and that followed even more years in front of the camera and on stage as a stand-up comedian.. And for me it was a dead battery, but, We all have people, that we know, that look into signs way too much. ELLEN DEGENERES: THE BEGINNING (2000) - Full Transcript January 10, 2018 talks about everything from the world of insects to mundane shampoo bottle directions to being caught by the highway patrol wearing nothing but a leather harness, captain's hat & paddle on the road. And where are my softball coaches at? Thats the thing about the internet and social media has changed all of our lives. Watch @SavannahGuthrie 's full interview with Ellen DeGeneres about her decision to end her talk show after its upcoming 19th season. And you can seethey have rhythm. Theres like There is a make-up display theres is a curling iron, hair extensions crudits Oh, are those strawberries in season? When when you have a house, and the bigger the house the more ladders. She opens the show with an obligatory . DeGeneres sent an email to staffers at "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" on. Wait, its a sock. I went through sort of a bad girl phase, Iwas on Aspirin. Build with the best speech-to-text APIs around. Theres a squirrel. Ellen Degeneres: (04:10) Your email address will not be published. It is." 06 of 10. Ellen DeGeneres trying to convince us that her show is ending because of lack of creativity, when we know it's Dakota Johnson who ended it. This is my homework for my online Spanish. Maybe theyre transporting a bowl ofsoup. That and coal mining cause that seems hard, too. After nearly two decades The Ellen DeGeneres Show is coming to an end. Joshua Chenault @joshuachenault1. Theyve gotten a pottery class, theyve played frisbee with a dog. I have a good job. It does get better. Yes. You say: Id like to try those on a size six. They come out with boxes. Theres a womanwith a ferret theres a man with a mongoose, theres a lady with a donkey. The important thing is that youve studied incredibly hard to get to this day. [rap song playing] Yeah, yeah, Ay, I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances March 16, 2022. We have the song like: Oh my God, thats my song. And if were at a club and that song comes on you wanna dance but you will not dance until you hit the designated dance floor. These are good if I have to do this. She started with an announcement to the four million viewers of The Ellen DeGeneres Show: "Goodbye to the resolution to read," she quipped, "and hello to the resolution to be on the front cover of O in '09!" Then the crusade intensified. So I was having pain in my thirdand fourthtoe. -Yes, but I got one in the hand and thats worth two in the bush. If you dont know, one had roast beef and the other had none. Some of the nicer restaurants have the bathroom attendants in there which is aI dont understand how that job gotstarted. We shouldve saved a fortune on that. I dont know. . A trailblazer for LGBTQ activism and awareness, DeGeneres received early acclaim for her skills as a standup. Side effects may include: Loss of family, loss of friends, unemployment., Yep, unemployment is a side effect. Last January, when I first heard that Ellen DeGeneres wanted to be an O cover girl, I was sure it was a joke. And I'm like "I'm getting a mammogram. I was talking to this woman and shewas telling me about her kids recital orsomething. I was, you know My hair was different. Now when you fly, its like I mean yourewalking down the aisle to your seat,which is you know 10B or whatever it is Its like Noahs Ark. Her name is Brenda [Akin-Rambo 00:07:00]. This made her the first openly lesbian actress to play an openly lesbian character on television. I was working out like six days a week and then I had a sports injury. I just think, it would help if more peoplecame out. I love that expression. Youll wear them until theres alittle tiny hole starting and youre like:Thats not that bad. Thats a simple little hole that you can just Your heel can be pokingthrough, its like a halter top foryour foot. Emmy-winning talk show host Ellen Lee DeGeneres was born in Metairie, Louisiana, a New Orleans suburb. I have a lot of ladders I have a six-foot, I have an eight-foot I have the extension, the 20-foot aluminum. You know. DeGeneres later returned to the Nemo franchise with the 2016 sequel, Finding Dory. Her brother is musician and producer Vance DeGeneres. I love to drive and I like to drive fast and Im safe, but I do like to go fast and so slow drivers irritate me, because theyre goingso slow and lets be honest. Ellen: Yeah, how's the tour going? Stephen "tWitch" Boss, choreographer, DJ and co-host of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," has died. Yeah. The bathroom attendant used to bea simple thing. Are there ten rows? Like weall live behind big gold gates down along winding driveway and to a big round motor court with a fountain in the center shooting up in the air and double doorsleading to a two-story entrance andmatching curved staircases to the secondfloor and a chandeliermade of crystal and gold toilets, and What else do I have? dear Ellen. Got your eye on any good medication you want to tell me about? It really Its like Its gonna fit. And I wantedto understand this. Hey, Ive got a joke for you. Thats who we are, you know. If you look at the commercials that areon the air, most every commercial is forsome type of medicine, some kind of pill and I dont knowif youve noticed it the medicine commercials The side effectsare so long that the people on the commercial are running out of activities. [crowd laughs] [claps] Youll notice the difference in as littleas 48 hours. Back that ass up Hes got dandruff. I had no idea I was in a cage. You were helping us for a minute there. I was vegan for 8 years and I really do believe that is great for you. It was really, really special. And the green beans on the side. And thats when you grow and thats what we all want. Here it is. Thats But, like toothpaste I will use everysingle bit of toothpaste in that tube. You know that. So its been 15 years since Ive donestand-up and when I decided to do thisspecial a friend of mine was at my house and I told him: Im going to do stand upagain. And he said: Really? And I said: Yeah. I was so angry atfleas and I was like And I just thoughtthey must do something because I do trulybelieve that everything in nature works together. Yes, Im enjoying it. https://www.scripts.com/writer/ellen_degeneres/5244. She has authored four books and started her own record company, Eleveneleven, as well as a production company, A Very Good Production. With topics ranging from tight rompers to ugly bras to why every man needs a box spring, Iliza remains the hilarious, affecting voice of her generation. Andy Lassner: (00:50) When I was 21, my biggest accomplishment was I got front row tickets to see Peter Frampton. Maam. And anyway. This is my second month of quarantine shows. Heathens. He was popular, too. For fiveminutes it was really celebrated and then everyone changed their minds. I swore I'd never used them again, but desperate times calls for desperate jokes. But I find, when we go on vacation we pack for who we want to be, we pack for this fantasy personality that were gonna have when we go away. [claps] Portia and I took a picture and this guy photobombed us back there. 2023. And theyre still looking at me And Im like: I dont wanna looklike an idiot. So, I just filled up the back seat. Ellen Degeneres: Here and Now features a concert which was captured live at the Beacon Theater in New York, and was originally broadcast on HBO. Squirrels live in trees. [background song playing] -Thats well done! Ellen Degeneres: (00:00) I had a successful sitcom. They are. I have 15 on right now. I dont wanna stop you. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up You know what I mean? Because it is when I realized how strong I was. Nothing happened, so they just And then finally, in 1928, some gay guy, you know he was gay, for sure. Like Oprah, Ellen, which premiered on Sept. 8, 2003, was a solid hit.With a mix of DeGeneres's witty banter and dance moves, which she showed off daily at the top of the show, celebrity interviews . "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" came to an end on Thursday, wrapping a 19-season run. I want to make you feel good for an hour, at least an hour really. You know, you say: Im vegan. Start your free trial to watch Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now and other popular TV shows and movies including new releases, classics, Hulu Originals, and more. We all had to have a tall friend to reach things for us. Complete biography of Ellen DeGeneres . Like he was probably at a party in the 20s. I graduated high school Im still lost I just was doing anything to pay rent and I shucked oysters, and I sold vacuumcleaners and I worked for a landscapingcompany I was a waiter, which by the way I thinkeveryone should wait tables at least oncein their life. Its when I learned compassion. Girl, who is you playin wit? I cant move right now. Is there a special chicken that youd like to give a shout out to? Yeah, they really made it known that celebrities wear something and I remember, Charlton Heston came to town and I was four years old and everybody was crowdingaround trying to get a good look at Charlton Heston. Im laying on the sofa, I have my phone. In the end, everything will be all right. We wanna grow, we wanna feel good about ourselves we wanna feel proud of who we are Were all the same. Ellen DeGeneres is apologizing to her staff in the wake of allegations that her talk show fosters a toxic environment. The book is in the library. Because the birds in the jungle have never heard Kendrick Lamar. In Rwanda, so So we went to Rwanda for my birthday this summer to go see the mountain gorillas and see the the site where were building my campus, and it was unbelievable. He had only a dollar. Ellen Degeneres: (01:16) She is the daughter of Betty DeGeneres (ne Elizabeth Jane Pfeffer), a speech therapist, and Elliott Everett DeGeneres, Jr., an insurance agent. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up That is definitely I lost my sitcom whenI came out and Its not like nobodywarned me. FOX Image Collection via Getty Images. As a film actress, DeGeneres starred in Mr. Wrong (1996), EDtv (1999), and The Love Letter (1999), and provided the voice of Dory in the Pixar animated films Finding Nemo (2003) and Finding Dory (2016); for Nemo, she was awarded the Saturn Award for Best Supporting Actress, the first time an actress won a Saturn Award for a voice performance. Oh, and the hummus was good. If I go in there and if I dont have any money on me and theyretrying to hand me the towel I feel like: No, thank you. The backlash against Ellen DeGeneres has been brewing for some time. I had fame, I had money, I had everything that I thought that was important. They insist on memorizing your order. I just [crowd claps] Ill buy a new car, I dont care. Is he here? I mean, it should be like best thing since fire, or the wheel, or the ladder. And in the bad times, remember, they wont last forever. After vowing that she does like the star, she was informed by her executive producer that she was,. They stabbed at it with their sword. It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website. I dont think she did. Thats not important. Jen Aniston has dry eye. There are a lot of children that it would impact a lot of kids would be helped by that, you know, and [crowd cheers and clap] Its not just actorsand actresses. And, its a big You can imagine howbig the bathroom is. [crowd claps] Yes, I turned 60 this year. I thought either this is gonna be the worst joke Ive ever written or the best. You dont know why someones going slow. Mazel tov. Ellen Degeneres: (05:14) And then I stopped and I was like: Oh myGod this is relatable., People do the bathmat scoot when thebutler forgets to put the towel next to the tub. Add English on-screen subtitles for videos. He didnt even know how to slice it. Actress Lea Thompson supported Garrett's claims by tweeting, "True story. The sentence repeats I to emphasize Get a weekly digest of the weeks most important transcripts in your inbox. Im sure you have it archived. My publicist,my agent, my manager anyone making moneyoff of me said: Dont do it. But, you know, my worst fears came true because you know, and thats why people stay closeted. I just started eating a piece of fish once in a while and Ill eat eggs from chickens that I know. I dont know, just like Theres a roll of Scotch tape thats out of the container, just the roll, and its You cant get it started cause its half-way broken anyway and you just keep it. For DeGeneres, who built her career on playing versions of "Ellen," by appearing, as a . El libro esta en la biblioteca. I mean social media is I think theres good things about it obviously and we canreach a lot of people and the world is more connected now but we dont talkanymore, our phones never if our cell phone rings Whos calling me, who would? You know, I found, Portia and I, on a Sunday afternoon. Ill wanna have a poncho on. Thats very cool, and look where you are now, huh? What time of day is good for a lesbian? So [claps] Yeah, and then I get on the air in the first season. Do you want them? [crowd laughs] Shoe salesmen are like no other salesmen for any other thing you buy. Ellen DeGeneres' Celebrity Supporters and Detractors Which appeared to be news to Ellen. Ellen Degeneres: (07:36) Theres a key and you dont know what its to. And the next morning, I woke up and I said: Im coming out.. millionaire | 15K views, 250 likes, 55 loves, 35 comments, 8 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Ellen DeGeneres: I bet each one of these kids is a millionaire by now. Its like, now, theres anything you couldpossibly want in the bathroom. Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan. That was somebodys idea. You got a stupid ass, yeah, make me laugh, yeah So, now, that particular look, the mullet,the outfit, everything is on the internet forever and ever andever. He did. Her stand-up career started in the early 1980s, and included a 1986 appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. Like, soldiers with swords, theyre putting their swords down so they could grab bread and gnaw on it, like They probably took a stab at it which is where that expression came from. USA TODAY. Oh my God, I have so much anxiety. I kinda had to tone it down a little bit, I had to dress differently. My friend has really upset me by what hesaid. And he said: Well then, I shall draw you a bathmaam. And I said: You dont have to announceit all the time. In 2016, she received the Presidential Medal of Freedom. [crowd claps] Unless youre lost in the woods and you see a path. they dont know what to do. Im just going to shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it off. Andy Lassner: (06:25) No, thank you. Andy Lassner: (08:16) I thought about that too,on the side Good night. If I see theyre not gonna write itdown. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (1,088) 7.6 60min 2003 X-Ray 7+ Comedian/actress Ellen DeGeneres brings her honesty and off-the-wall wit to this stand-up special taped live at NYC's Beacon Theater. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up So, whether your bathmat scoot is 50 scoots to get to the towel or three scoots to get to the towel Whether youre gay, or have dry eye. But my grandmother lived with us when Iwas a little girl and if an Aspirincommercial came on the air she would getup from the sofa, go to the TV turn itdown, stand in front of it and hum a hymnreally loudly like [Ellen hums a hymn] So you can imagine my fascination with Aspirin when I was a little girl. Girl, you look good, wont you back that ass up One, two a day. [crowd laughs] [claps], I dont have that many childhood memories. DeGeneres opened the last hour of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" by discussing the progress that had been made since the series premiered in 2003, noting that she "couldn't say 'gay' on the show". She has dry eye and thats okay. "If it has lifted you up when you're in a period of some type of pain, some type of sadness . "Very few stations wanted to buy the show, and here we are 20 years . Is there a teacher tWitch that you want to give a shout out to? [ Gillian comes out ] Gillian: I can't believe I have to come on a talk show to see you anymore. I love being vegan. Its your hand. [gasps] Happy birthday 0:50. Im not sure. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Sorry about that. Beads in a big floppy hat. Yeah, but I got one in the hand so -But theres two in the bush. Hi, everyone and welcome. 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